What’s What: First comes love, then comes…

So you've just now realized that you're the last of your crew who is single and ready to mingle.  All your friends have traded in the keys to the bachelor pad for the old ball and chain. Sure, you could continue down your lone wolf path.  But let's face it, your looks aren't as young as those gals you keep eyeing.  So take a What's What journey on how to spark that lovin' feeling and everything that comes with it.

The first step to finding your arm candy is to get out there and date.  Or rather, get online and choose from a menu of choices.  Of course, once those lovely ladies figure out there's at least 20 years between your online photo and the face you see in the mirror every day, you can say sianara to any chance of a second date.  But what if looks didn't matter?  Say hello to NameYour Price.com, where the size of your generosity matters way more than the size of your....ahem.  It's the site where the average joe can be hooked up with the woman of his dreams, as long as he pays her to date him.

But perhaps a money-hungry broad isn't your cup of tea.  What you really want is your soulmate.  Better yet, your FACEMATE.  I mean, what spells love more than looking at someone's mug that looks fairly familiar?  It will be almost like you've seen them before EVERY SINGLE DAY.  FindYourFacemate.com helps match you up with someone who looks so much like you they might even be related.....

Now that you've got the gal, you have to find the perfect way to keep her.  What better way to put a ring on it than a meme themed wedding proposal, like Tim did when he asked Audrey to marry him.  How could she say no to a proposal like that?  Following the epic proposal, they had an Up themed wedding, just like the movie.  But (spoiler alert!) it doesn't look like she died in the end.

After she says yes, don't let the magic die in the bedroom.  It's a known fact that all that sexy lingerie she had before the wedding magically turns into flannel, neck high granny gowns when the honeymoon is over.  March her on down to the Allen Gilbert School of Undressing where she can learn the fine art of seduction by simply taking off her garments at the end of the day.  Visit this photo essay that ran in Time Magazine 75 years ago for a preview.

Now that your bride is properly seducing you in the bedroom, you think you're pretty hot stuff, right?  But all that lovin' eventually leads to a few little ankle biters running around the house.  No worries, you think, you've always wanted a couple mini-yous to bring into this world.  What could be better?  EVERYTHING, dude.  As of now, say goodbye to all your stuff.  Don't believe me?  Check out what other people's precious cherubs have done to their belongings at Sh*tMyKidsRuined.com.